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My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
I will be 60 soon. I am not happy, nothing seems to make me happy and I feel down and low. I drag my...
Bollywood is a place where many secret s are buried and also many mysteries a re unsolved.Many new h...
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He's a traitor, a useful idiot to Vladimir Putin. A four-time bankrupt who managed to bankrupt a cas...
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Over inflated ego from weak male attention. I.E. cute men that have the looks but don’t have their l...
Commanders cornerback Marshon Lattimore, who was hampered by a hamstring injury last season, is hopi...
It does the same thing to me. Doesn’t matter either come or meth. The second I do it my dick no long...
Q: Why don't some people like the 10 Commandments? There are several reasons. The movie is based upo...
I was born with only one nipple and when I was young people used to pick on me. They called me “Unip...
You have to ask yourself, how could Don Trump ever win an election when he was reviled by 50% of the...